Thursday, May 12, 2011

Overview at Jinnah University



It is an old thought that any place exclusively for Ladies is a peaceful and proper and for Gent, a messing place. But the things have been reversed. No place in this world is peaceful now. 

Come, today I will take you to the world of Ladies, where there is no sign of Boyishness. It is our JINNAH UNIVERSITY FOR WOMEN. This is the place where you would experience all the incidents in one single life. Here a girl when enters it, would be blank, but she gets confidence after spending just a month here. She would be incapable of being politics, but this venue can make her a good journalist without any degree like me.

Let me show you some of the beautiful places of this place.


Toilet or a chalking wall?:

Apologizing for beginning with the toilet, in all over the world this is the place where you can get fresh by looking at yourself in the mirror and can get satisfied with it. But in this place you can never get fresh as there is no concept of freshness here. More and more the biggest advantage here is that you can get many contact numbers of Doctors and Engineers if you are willing to get married. You can have water fortunately sometimes and sometimes not.

University or JAIL?

Almost every university has the system of closing their gates just at the off-time. But in Jinnah University, the gate Opens at the Off-time and remains closed during premises. The women students can never needed to off their university before the off-time as they may escape with the strangers for the hangover. They can be anyone for the girl, but for the military guard of JUW they must be their Boyfriends with whom the girls escape out without their parent’s permission. By this strictness the name of Jinnah University has been replaced to Jinnah Jail by the suffering student.

Canteen or Dalton’s?:

The most wanted Cafeteria of the Jinnah University, has been very advanced. Many varieties of food are here now. With which the prices have also been increased. The Rs 10 items are being sold in Rs 12 and so on…
More and more the sitting area is full of cats and birds. Here cat means an animal. Not the girls of Jinnah University.
The empty plates of biryani is recycled with use of cats and again put in the same watery place where it came out from.


No H2O

There are many rich family girls in the Mass com department of this university that is why they have not set up any water cooler in this department as the girls can purchase the water bottles by themselves.


Most COMMON room:


The common room here is so common that anyone is allowed to do anything here. Concisely, whatever is not allowed in the whole university, is allowed here. There is a big dressing table kept  here for the convenience of the girls who regularly do threading, facial, waxing etc. there.


No place for sitting:


There is much empty space here but still no place for sitting. Because there are no benches in the park and no shades above it. Students sit in the park under the teasing rays of summer sunlight. Due to this, all the corridors are filled with rush from the ladies of Jinnah University.



Library or gossip area?:

Usually the library means the place for searching being Silent. But here the library is a place of chattering and whispering which makes other readers disturb. The total of above 10 thousand students has the library 2 computers in it. For which a cold war happens daily to use the single PC for 2 minutes.


Teachers or criminals?:


The above heading does not want to show any misbehave that I am insulting my teachers. But one of the teachers of Mass com department has been ‘wanted’ for whole of the university including staff also as there is no any information and data fed in the history of the University files. The students are facing so problem that they have not been informed with their mid terms marks when their terminals are on their heads.

2 comments:

  1. Nice and very interesting Over view of this .... Uni :)

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  2. hahaha...i wanted to more..apni bharas nikalne k liye..but bakhsh dia is baar...;)

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